General Business Degree Online

Probably the best field to get into if you are looking to make serious amounts of money is business.  That's not to say that doctor's and scientists don't make a lot of money, but in business, if you are good enough, if you are ruthless enough, you can make absolutely absurd amounts of money.  You can make enough money to solve world hunger (but you won't, of course, the world needs to learn to pull itself up by its own bootstraps, just like you did).  Absurd amounts of money.  God, Jimi Hendrix is awesome.  Sorry, just listening to some music while I type.  Hey, would you like to listen to music while you work?   Why not go back to school and get your degree online, where you can listen to as much music as you want while you are taking classes?  Hell, you can do damn near anything while class is in session!  Why not get a general business degree online? 

The answer is that there really isn't much of a reason you shouldn't be able to do this.  Business degrees are increasingly commodified, meaning that if you are willing to pay for them as an investment which you can then leverage into another job, you will be able to do it.  The quality of the education might not actually be of the same quality as that of someone who actually went to schools and talked to people and had hands on personal experience, but they are fools. You were working during the day and going to school at night.  You are ambitious, and you will do well in this world of business.  really though, there are plenty of degrees available out there for people who are willing to put in the time and effort, and the general business degree online programs that you can find include getting a bachelor's in business or business related fields, such as finance or accounting or marketing or something else equally soulless that will end up with you in the inhuman world of corporate America, which, honestly, is one of the most hellishly dangerous places on the planet when it comes to the preservation of your eternal soul.  You know all of those Faustian stories about those people who wished for great wishes and then were dragged to hell?  Well that hell is on earth, and it is known as Corporate America.  All of the impoverished shanty towns in the world can not compare to the air-conditioned, scotch-guarded inferno of corporate America.

Wow, I keep digressing.  I apologize.  I'm trying this new thing where I type with my eyes shut, and in doing so, I'm channeling the song that is on my iPod.  Right now I'm listening to my "Psychedelic" playlist, and what was playing for that last paragraph was "Fire!" by the Crazy World of Arthur Brown.  Right now is "I Just Dropped in to See What Condition My Condition Was In" by Kenny Rogers and the First Edition, so I'm getting a little more mellow and focusing on the thoughts of the Dude dancing with bowling pins.  I will need to have a white Russian today.  A caucasian if you will.  Anyway.  Where did I leave off?  Right.  Okay, so the general business degree online is going to either be a bachelor's degree in something related to business, or it's going to be something related to a master's in business, better known as a MBA, or a Master's in business administration.  This is really the end all degree for anyone looking to go into business.  I don't know exactly what it means, I don't see how it can be all that useful, but getting an MBA is like getting into the MBA fraternity.  They will never accept you as one of their own until you get an MBA.  But if you spend all of your time working, you might not be able to take the time off to get another degree.  So what do you do in that case?  You go online and get a general business degree online.  This is probably the best new way to do it, you just go on each week at your own pace, complete the assignments.  Ta-da.  A general business degree online.